Ole and Lena Jokes

Guys,

A little humor from Naomi and Bill

1

Ole and Lena were driving back from Minneapolis. Ole put his hand on Lena's thigh. Pleasantly surprised, Lena said, "Oh, my Ole, you can go farther!" So he took her advice and went all the way to Duluth.

2

Ole and Lena were looking for a used car. After touring the lot they found one that looked pretty good. Lena decided they ought to check the signals. "Ole?" she asked "Go to da back of da car and tell me if da signals verk." So he looked at the rear of the car as she turned the signal on. "Ole, is it verking?" she called. Ole answered, "Yah, no, yah, no, yah, no..."

3

Ole and Lena were getting ready for bed. As she undressed Ole called out, "My gosh, Lena! Your butt is as big as a six-row reaper!" Lena didn't answer but she wasn't too happy. A few minutes later Ole started to get frisky but Lena pushed him away. "Lena, honey, what's wrong?" Ole asked. "Oh, Ole," she told him, "You're mistaken if you think I'm revving up a six row reaper for that one little cob of corn!"

4

Ole and Lena were invited to a costume party for Halloween. After waiting for her downstairs, Ole looked up and finally down came Lena. To his surprise she was nearly naked. All she had on was a ribbon around her waist, with another shorter ribbon tied to the front, and a lemon hanging from it. "Dat's what yer wearing?" Ole asked. "Yah," she said. So Ole sped up the stairs. Pretty soon he came down wearing only a rope belt with a short rope attached and a potato hanging from it. "Ole?" asked Lena, "Dat's all you gonna wear?" "Well," he responded, "I figure if you can go as a sourpuss, I could go as a dictator!"

Enjoy,

Bill